Tequila Christmas Cake

Here's a good recipe:

Tequila Christmas cake

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shift your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


Merry Holidays

FINALLY! DOCUMENTARY PREMIERE

BECA PREMIERE
DOCUMENTARIES/WORKS IN PROGRESS
THURSDAY, DEC. 15, 2005
BECA STUDIO 1 (CA128)
Reception begins at 6:15
*FREE*

IN MY UNCLE's FOOTSTEPSs…Producer Evangeline V. Fabia steps into the world of the Filipino martial art of Eskrima, uncovering the cultural roots and traditions that are passed on to practitioners of this ancient and graceful fighting form. With students: Bernd Kleinböelting, Kim Cao, John Hacker, Christian Geiger, Fey Adelstein, Tanya Lovejoy, Jason Francisco and Benny Kong

AMERICA's CHEMICAL ANGELS….Producers Oxana Chumak and Ralitsa Stoeva explore the dramatic debate behind a parent’s most wrenching decision…whether or not to feed their child mind-altering drugs for behavioral improvement or better marks in school. With BECA crew: Skye Christensen, Nicole Tse, Mark Collier, Scott Baldwin, Tim Kilkenny, Frank Clary, Daniel Randall and Pascal Garneau.


THE LAST WORD…Producer Maya Chinchilla explores the world of a fierce group of women who stake out their part of the Spoken Word performance scene while juggling relationships, jobs, children and community in their pursuit of creating a powerful collective of voice. With students: Lakeisha Coston, Daniel Vöelkel, Markus Harter, Thieny Hoang, Peter Sandifer.


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***Its also Vangie's birthday so we will definately be hanging out afterwards

HOT CHICKS in a Documentary

A work in progress of the new documentary I am working on called the LAST WORD about a few bay area lady spoken word artists (some of whom you might be very familiar with and some may be new to you) will be showing this coming THURSDAY DEC. 15th 7pm at SFSU Creative Arts/ RADIO and TELEVISION Building, STUDIO ONE.

Its really a very personal project, more like a love letter to women artists I really admire, social change art, and artists looking for spaces to nuture their art and in return their communities.

As usual I have put my life on hold and my heart and soul into this project. Its always nice to get feedback and not feel like your life's work had been created in a vacuum so come and show your solidarity to this humble soul on a mission.
Maya